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What Should the PF Army Consist Of? |
Ninjas with Machine Guns |
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26% |
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Gold Robots |
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5% |
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Goblins - And lots of em'! |
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2% |
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Only People Named 'Doug' (the Canadian Army) |
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Penguins with Rocket-Launchers |
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21% |
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Skunky Clone Troopers |
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39% |
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The Macho Man, Randy Savage ... rapping! |
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Joshua Fox Administrator
Joined: 02 Apr 2001 Posts: 898 Location: The Canadian Rainforest
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:24 am Post subject: |
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SkunkFox wrote: | heh!! Josh! How'd you get my DNA?! or did we get drunk and do something again? |
Pfft. You wish
Quote: | or worse yet why clone a male me? why not clone a female me? http://www.wilderhom.com/host/sf05.jpg (caution 18+ only not work safe!) Imagine an army of her? Nothing would stand a chance! Well except me, the rest of ya'll would be toast though. |
Because I would like to STAVE OFF the Apocalypse, thank you very much; not speed it up!
And it wouldn't be just 'a' clone; it'd be more like... oh... 1.2 million of you _________________ Founder, Co-Founder, Newscaster and President-For-Life of Planetfurry News Network, a subsidiary of Planetfurry Corporation.
"This is PNN". |
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Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Look on the bright side. They could clone him, the opposites would attract, and in a glorious display of subatomic-physics, he'd be obliterated!
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Ah who cares...^..^ More of him doesn't change anything. |
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francesis Registered User
Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 552 Location: no where near home
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Tygon wrote: | francesis wrote: | and I justed remembered that *coughs* slivers tend to destory entire planets |
So do the Tyranids. It's all a question of proper control. |
control slivers? your kidding right! _________________
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webkilla Registered User
Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Posts: 379 Location: Denmark
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Asalis Registered User
Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Posts: 2020 Location: Fort Worth, Tx
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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webkilla wrote: | skunky clones! ya!
(dips for sabrina) | Why am I suddenly reminded of the poorly plot driven and badly titled movie Star Wars Attack of the Clones. Only now in my mind its been converted to furry.
Actually the furry part is not all that bad.
SkunkFox as bounty hunter Bobba Fett. *shudders* _________________ Asalis: (uh*sah*lis)
We, dig, giant robots!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
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Tygon Site Owner
Joined: 03 Apr 2001 Posts: 2497 Location: Isernhagen, Lowersaxony, Germany
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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francesis wrote: | Tygon wrote: | francesis wrote: | and I justed remembered that *coughs* slivers tend to destory entire planets |
So do the Tyranids. It's all a question of proper control. |
control slivers? your kidding right! |
Nope. There must be a way. It's possible with the Tyranids too. _________________ Tygon Panthera - name and species
www.planetfurry.com/~tygon/ |
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Shoobie Registered User
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Fairfax County Virginia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Tell you what. We'll kill everyone...and then, once they're all dead...anyone who wants to enter can proceed to the imigration office for an application. That should work. |
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Superlagg Registered User
Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 224 Location: Place of Place Place Union
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ninjas with Machine Guns
Ninjas rely on stealth and agility, which machineguns kinda dont allow. Now ninjas with silenced SMGs... there's your army.
Gold Robots
Gold is too soft a metal to be used as protection and too heavy to be usefull. Ever wonder why there are no golden swords or golden armor? Dosent to a thing. Now gold-plated robots would be good, by tricking your enemy into thinking that the robots are made of a weak material, when in reality the robot is made of a stronger, more resiliant metal (or composite).
Goblins - And lots of em'!
Small weak and green. Unless you put them inside the golden robots, they wont realy do much.
Only People Named 'Doug' (the Canadian Army)
"Hey Doug! Get over here!" Said Sergent Doug. 800,000 people crowd around him and say, "Yeah sergent?" all at once, nearly deafening him.
Penguins with Rocket-Launchers
Sounds like a good idea.
Skunky Clone Troopers
Find out the fault in one, you found a fault in all of them. This is why the Flamehaus never used clones in battle.
The Macho Man, Randy Savage ... rapping!
Yeah.
What would be good would be either the Flamehaus way, using many well trained soldiers with high powered weaponry, or the Myg0t army way, by using thousands of weaker mostly-robot storm infantry, wielding swords and crossbows with super-heated AP bolts. Force in knoledge, or force by numbers? I would have to go with the Myg0t way, using thousands or even millions of storm infantry to overwhelm an army. That is how they attacked human Earth in my story and won.
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Zombie virus. Infect one of our enemies at their camp during the night. That's all you need.
In the morning, bam. Thousands of soldiers waiting to do my every bidding. And then I'll conquer PF with them. |
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starslayer Registered User
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 35 Location: Westerville, Ohio, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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you could have a squadrin of dragons as a kind of paratrooper except they would not have to be droped in they could fly in under the enemy radar. with their great night and distence vision they could work as snipers and/or for close combat with their claws _________________ Those who walk in darkness fear no shadows.
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, but then the dragons would fight over all the booty, and then when you want them for an attack they'd be like, "Slag off, biatch, I don't have to listen to you." Dragons. Shiftless creatures. |
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starslayer Registered User
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 35 Location: Westerville, Ohio, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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hey some dragons are honorable!
*hits Vee with a Fenix Down _________________ Those who walk in darkness fear no shadows.
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, but we're not in a battle, and as Aeries of Final Fantasy 7 has shown us, Pheonix Downs don't work outside of battles.
But I agree, most dragons are indeed horrible. |
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starslayer Registered User
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 35 Location: Westerville, Ohio, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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*hits vee with a MeteorShower (from Chrono Cross) _________________ Those who walk in darkness fear no shadows.
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Rava Purr-Fox Princess Of PR
Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 154 Location: With Josh Fox
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Who says we only need one form of troops?
Any good general till tell you in order to win a battle on the ground you need both Air superiority and Ground troops. It does no good to control the skies without a presence on the ground.
Armored divisions would be good to back up the Canadian ground forces, along with a medical team and a group of cannon fodder troops. (Hey Skunky think your clones can do that? I mean do YOU really want that many of you around? You wouldnt be unique anymore then!) We also have bondage specialists to help interigate prisonors and then the military minds to help run a control center and keep our intell blunders to a min. Add the peguins to that and we have a ground force strong enough to take on Microsoft!
Now an air force consisting of Dragons! Juts think of the intimidation factor right there! A flight of dragons coming at littl insignifigant fighter planes! Back that up with flying mecha such as Veritech fighters with the ability to change into real sized versions of Rogue! (Kaga's macro-ego) Just think of the commanding presence that would be?
Who would be the generals and of what divisions though? _________________ --- Rava Purr-Fox
Don't mess with the Princess! |
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