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shroom Registered User
Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 43 Location: Basement - Portland, OR USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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The day now has 48 hours, proveded by your new office time-dialation-device. Of course, that means you have to work 32 hours a day.
I wish it wasn't April Fools day. |
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Okay; it's March 31 again. In a few short hours you'll be having another April fools day.
I wish I earned 1 cent every time anyone anywhere ate a hamburger. _________________ Richard Reid
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Danny Banned From Internets
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Posts: 337 Location: Itīs actually Veeīs basement.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted. Too bad these cents appear in your kidneys.
I wish I had an hyena slave. |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Vee gets very jealous and steals him from you.
I wish I had another hyena slave. |
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Oji Registered User
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Colchester, Ct
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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~changes shape into a green and white hyena~..... corrupted enough? ~steels vees left arm~
I wish... i had some bread so i could make an arm sandwich! _________________ No touchy! |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:14 am Post subject: |
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Bread from my kitchen! Is it poisoned? Is is old? Is it made from your babies? Who knows! Eating it will probably piss someone off though... including your organs.
I wish for a saw-sword. |
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Vexxed Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 399 Location: Boston, MA, USA
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:23 am Post subject: |
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The people in charge of wishes misinterpret your wish and give you a Sauce Sword, a sword made entirely out of spaghetti sauce. Whether this is better or worse that what you'd intended depends on how you use the Sauce Sword.
I wish I could go outside nekkid and enjoy the rain without anyone thinking bad things about me. _________________ "This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer to interact as furry animals rather than human beings." -Gil Grissom
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:28 am Post subject: |
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Some people think good things about you instead... and you are molested by a wave of horny neighbors.
I wish for The Spear of Longinus, the spear that stabbed Christ and is known as the Spear of Destiny, whose wielder shall rule the world! |
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Oji Registered User
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Colchester, Ct
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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Vee Are Are Schee wrote: | Bread from my kitchen! Is it poisoned? Is is old? Is it made from your babies? Who knows! Eating it will probably piss someone off though... including your organs.
I wish for a saw-sword. |
i've eaten worst.. _________________ No touchy! |
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kodayu Registered User
Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 72 Location: Elsewhere (TM)
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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When you go to the church to stumble over an old piece of wood... Can it be true. It's the Spear of Longinus! Congratulations, you are now the ruler of the world. Billions of people flock together to get get orders from you, to give them direction, meaning, salvation, money, sex, something to eat, computers, sports cars, fulfilment, paradise on Earth... Unfortunately you are crushed to death underneath them. Not that anyone would have noticed they had been to busy arguing about what to ask from you...
I wish for a large LCD TV... _________________ "We were in the jungle, there were too many of us, we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane." |
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Some men move one into your house one night. The police come later that morning and arrest you for possesion of stolen property.
I wish everything was simpler. |
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Vexxed Registered User
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 399 Location: Boston, MA, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Everything was simpler. Now it's about 10 times more complicated.
I wish for something. _________________ "This is fascinating. A whole tribe of people who prefer to interact as furry animals rather than human beings." -Gil Grissom
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Vee Are Are Schee Mini-Boss
Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 943 Location: sneaking in dark corners
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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You get it, but you're not sure what it is.
... I wish to be a pretty princess. |
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starslayer Registered User
Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 35 Location: Westerville, Ohio, USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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you turn into a clone of PrincessB but then no one can tell you two apart by looking at you, and they get the two of you confused all the time.
I wish this last part could finish download keeps getting part way then failing _________________ Those who walk in darkness fear no shadows.
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Katra Registered User
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 6188 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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You are a pretty princess. Too bad you're about to be eaten by a hungry dragon.
I wish I could teleport money. _________________ Richard Reid
Captain; Webship Corwinda |
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