Planetfurry BBS

Why hasn't this thing been updated in months?

The stench of the rotting tuna permiates your entire home. The smell gets so bad, your neighbors form a mob and burn down your house - with you inside.

I wish to instigate armagedon.

Oh. Okay. :head implodes from disapointment:

You get a purple vorpal bunny. Carnage ensues.

I wish I was insane, but happy.

Okay, it's been a year. Make with the posting!

http://www.perrirhoades.furtopia.org/

...that is just plain wrong on so many levels.

You can call them whatever you want in your story so long as you're internaly consistant. You could call them vlorgrans or thekwons.

They now mow the lawn late at night while you are trying to sleep.

I wish for writing talent.

You are now a manniquin in a Victoria Secret store.

I wish for talent.

Your new book is an advanced calculus textbook. Enjoy!

I wish for a gallon of delicious untainted cherry cheesecake ice cream to appear one foot to my left that I may consume it.

You are retroactively given the power to read minds. Unfortunatly, you cannot control the power and are driven insane by the cacophany of thoughts that constantly bombard you.

I wish for a pint of ...

You get a labotomy and are reduced to a drooling vegtable.

I wish for a fresh medium chocolate chip cookie dough Blizzard from Dairy Queen to be in my left hand.

You manage to conquer the abbey while everyone is out on a picnic. When they return, you get your rear end handed to you.

I wish for a fresh medium chocolate chip cookie dough blizzard from Dairy Q ...

Your cats are now dead. They will never annoy you again.

I wish for a Smores bar.